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Think y our safe..think again!


Yeppers, it's that time of year again.  The Girl Scout Cookie Mafia is out and about.  Wanna go grab a video?  They will be there.  How about a grocery store run or even church..think your safe..THINK AGAIN!  Out door porta-potty seem like a way too lose them?  WRONG.  Who do you think will be tipping over that plastic stall if you are not buying..yep..those innocent looking Girl Scouts with their bodyguards, er parents lurking in the shadows with a disapproving from and taking down licence plates of all ye who have the balls not to buy a box of fat from those little precious rugrats.  Does not matter if you have bought twenty boxes already while running errands and even had to take out a loan or tap into your Retirement funds..you had BETTER break out that green paper OR ELSE! awake.gif LOL.

So I bought two boxes of make your waist and ass even bigger stuff and scrambled off as fast as I could into the safety of a running truck.  Thank god for the rain, now I can have a reason too stay in for a few days.  Although, I do have to keep all the lights off and doors locked because of wide eyed, pigtailed gangsters knock knocking (pounding really) on the doors and windows....I'm not afraid..honest.  Ahem. apathetic.gif

Other than that, pretty quiet day.  Tomorrow I will be doing my Income Taxes.  Joy joy.  Hopefully I will not have an audit waiting for me or the like.  *Sighs*.

All right gang, have funand watch out for you know who!  HAHAHAHA

Darcy



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